Hot Eggs and No Teef


Ladies and Gentlemen, next up is No Teef. Last year these guys played on the Friday night, and having watched them again recently tear up the stage in Preston at The Ferret. We wanted them to be part of moofest 2016, without further ado we give you No Teef;

Who’s in the band and what do they play?

Jordan Howard – Guitar, Iain Rutherford – Guitar, Liam Corran – Attempted Bass Guitar and Dale Grogan – Drums

What inspired you to make music together?

Our shared passion for upsetting the general public but mainly the music we listen to and to create something out of the ordinary

How has your music evolved since you first began playing music together?

Its become much more complex and we continually push ourselves harder to write tracks that really challenge our abilities. Discovering and listening to new bands regularly has also had a massive influence on how we now write

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Bacon, lots of bacon

What’s your favourite breakfast cereal?

Bacon, lots of bacon

What’s the worst job you ever had?

Iain – Penguin watching for 6 months in the Falklands with the Armed Forces
Dale – Pushing trollies around for 6 hours a day in the snow, rain, hail for Asda

What would you do if you were invisible for a day?

Iain – Break into Reidys and steal all their guitar pedals . . naked
Dale – I would linger in public restrooms and watch people poo . . naked

What’s your favourite ride at the fair?

Iain – I don’t really like the fair
Dale – Dodgems

Have you ever milked a cow?

Iain – I’ve milked a goat and killed a chicken
Dale – No

What’s your favourite cheese?

We both have a big thing for grilled Halloumi

What’s your favourite sandwich?

Iain – Three cheese and spring onion spread sandwich
Dale – Club sandwich

Did you have a nickname at school?

Iain – Runnyturd courtesy of Dale, I was also called rubberturd by someone else??
Dale – I didn’t have a nickname at school but I get called ginge a bit these days

Have you ever written a fan letter?

Iain – no
Dale – not yet

What’s your most disgusting habit?

Iain – breathing
Dale – biting my finger nails and leaving the remains around the house

If you were a domestic appliance what would it be?

Iain – I’d be a toilet, Im full of sh*t
Dale – I’d be a freezer, Im a cold motherf*cker

What’s your favourite word?

Iain – Oiiiiiii!! Listen out for me screaming it at this years Moofest
Dale – C*nt or Tw*twaffle

Can you think of a good poem about moofest?

We can’t think of a poem off the top of our heads and we’re not very good with words. we’re an instrumental band after all.

Tell us a joke?

Liams facial hair and weak cornrows

What advice do you have for people who want to form their own bands?

Practice hard with your chosen instrument, don’t be locked down by boundaries, be original, don’t expect payment for playing live, get used to spending lots of time with the other members of your band.

Best piece of advice we could give would be not to listen to any advice given by any of the members of No Teef

How can the moofesters get hold of your music?

Our first record ‘Hot Egg’ is available on iTunes, Spotify and Bandcamp

Any last words?

We’re due to record our next mini album at the start of August, we’re also recording 2 new videos for 2 of the tracks from said mini album, expect lots of activity from us over the next few months! We’ll also hopefully be announcing a tour very soon!

If you like fun, energetic, weird and instrumental music come and check us out at this years Moofest and we’ll try not to disappoint anyone.

Eggciting times ahead for these guys. We’re looking forward to the tour announcement soon and cannot wait to see them play on the main stage on 10th July. To buy tickets click here.

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