Welcome to The Minds of Catalina Wine Mixer
Next up on the moofest blog is Catalina Wine Mixer. Their band bio tells us that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they probably did commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to somewhere within the Darwen area. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as musicians of fortune. If you need some tunes, if no one else can help, and if you can find them…. Maybe you can hire the Catalina Wine Mixer!
The blog was completed over a few ales down the local, meet Catalina Wine Mixer
Whoâ€™s in the band and what do they play?
Andy â€“ Guitar. Scott â€“ Guitar. Phil â€“ Bass. Paul â€“ Drums. Johnny â€“ Songbird of our generation
What inspired you to make music together?
Boats n Hoes. â€˜N beer.
How has your music evolved since you first began playing music together?
Johnny has recently learned the â€œG Major neutral zeroâ€ chord
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Bacon, curry and wine.
Whatâ€™s your favourite breakfast cereal?
Whatâ€™s the worst job you ever had?
One of us actually shoveled sh*t as job for a while
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
You donâ€™t wanna know, it would land at least 3 of us in prison
Whatâ€™s your favourite ride at the fair?
Johnny likes to get deep in the ball pool
Have you ever milked a cow?
Iâ€™ve milked your cows
Whatâ€™s your favourite cheese?
Whatâ€™s your favourite sandwich?
A foot long in each hand
Have you ever written a fan letter?
One to Jimmy Saville but Iâ€™m not allowed to talk about it until after the case
Whatâ€™s your most disgusting habit?
If you were a domestic appliance what would it be?
Johnny would be a human turkey baster
Whatâ€™s your favourite word?
Can you think of a good poem about moofest?
People of Moofest hear me say
We are all going to have an amazing day
With rocking bands and food and drink
The sun will shine and turn me pink
I just canâ€™t wait, it almost hurts me inside
By Johnny Darkside
Tell us a joke?
What does Carol Vorderman do when she gets constipated?
She works it out with a pencil!
What advice do you have for people who want to form their own bands?
Get a proper job
How can the moofesters get hold of your music?
Find us in Itunes (Weâ€™re not on Itunes)
Any last words?
Get your tickets, put your drinking pants on and lets have a beltinâ€™ day!
Thanks to the guys for completing the blog. If you fancy watching Catalina Wine Mixer and their take on some well known songs, then catch them at moofest on 10th July. To buy tickets visit www.fatsoma.com/moofest